Amazon Sucks Morale Patch
Amazon Sucks Morale Patch
Amazon Sucks Morale Patch
Amazon Sucks Morale Patch
Amazon Sucks Morale Patch
Amazon Sucks Morale Patch
Amazon Sucks Morale Patch
Amazon Sucks Morale Patch

Amazon Sucks Morale Patch

Regular price $3.95
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Everybody likes Amazon, right? Wrong! Amazon may be great for having a massive selection and Prime shipping on most of their products, but if you're one of Amazon's vendors, or someone who bought something that isn't on Prime, you'll understand what we're on about. Show your support for local businesses, and let people know how you really feel about Amazon with our Amazon Sucks patch.


  • Measurements: 3"x1.5"
  • Molded from rigid PVC
  • 3-D Molded
  • Hook backed

Free shipping on all US orders over $99.  

Low, flat rate shipping on all US orders under $99. You can, of course, choose other expedited shipping methods if you like at checkout.

Live in Utah? Come say hi and pick your order up at our store for free!

    All orders received before 1PM (MST) will ship the same day (Monday-Friday). Orders received after 1PM (MST) or on the weekends will ship the next business day. We enjoy our weekends too!

    International orders will receive a shipping quote at checkout. We would love to offer you free shipping too, but planes are expensive. Unfortunately, you are also responsible for any tariffs and taxes that apply to your country.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 6 reviews
    IAN NAEF (Elk Grove, US)
    Help keep amazon in check!

    Use other companies when feasible.

    Angie (Pompano Beach, US)

    Well-made patch! Suits me ever since A banned me from leaving reviews. Not that I was a big fan before. But I was accused of shilling. Huh? Amazon sucks.

    Ben Gorsuch (Akron, US)
    Amazon Sucks

    I love my Amazon Sucks patch and so do my co-workers. I work at FedEx.

    Michael Campbell (Boston, US)
    Amazon sucks

    We ordered some security cameras and were told we would get them in a few days? A week later still no cameras? Nothing saying they were ever shipped? A few days after that we were sent a notice not deliverable????? Order was cancelled??? We have a small business and get larger shipments all the time! They were never even shipped. Amazon has gone down the drain!! If a product is not in stock at least tell people! These cameras are everywhere advertised sold through Amazon so why the hell don't they say out of stock. They are using our money like a small loan through a bank! Return it weeks later without interest! After using it to bankroll there company! This is wrong and they need a wake up call. Shame on you Amazon! You truly suck! I will no longer purchase anything from these people! Many people will soon follow me that I am sure of!

    POffutt (Alexander, US)
    It does suck, but not the patch

    I hate Amazon. There's plenty of reasons why, but this is about the patch. It is rubberized so it should last forever. It fits nicely onto the front of my 3V Compact Pocket Organizer. Love this patch and highly recommend!

    Travis Edwards (Riverview, US)
    Solid patch

    This thing looks good and turns heads. Everyone gives you a thumbs up.