0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch
0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch
0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch
0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch
0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch
0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch
0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch
0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch

0.0 - I Hate Running Morale Patch

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You've seen the 26.2 patches and stickers out there, right? They represent something most of us would never consider doing, running a marathon. Well, now there's a patch for those of us who hate running. Introducing the 0.0 - I Hate Running patch. Get up off your butt and order one today, just don't run to do it.


  • Measurements: 2.5"x2.5"
  • Molded from rigid PVC
  • 3-D Molded
  • Hook backed

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 11 reviews
    Wil H. (Melbourne, US)
    Great patch! 0.0 = total miles I run!

    Funny patch with solid build and materials. I've had a couple people ask about it... some get the joke and others don't. It's a dad joke for your bag!

    Angie (Pompano Beach, US)

    Nice patch! I might get another one for my wheelchair.

    Walter Appel (Darby, US)
    I don't run has dual meaning.

    Great idea for a patch. Not all of us run (for fun). And it might be a good symbol for not running away from, well, 'things'. Well made, good size, and now available not just as a window sticker!

    Jose (Cardington, US)
    0.0 morale patch

    Great quality morale patch, purchased along with the USMC patch. Looks great on my rifle bag, will be purchasing the Velox II soon as well the grey Outlaw sling bag as soon as it’s back in stock. Good quality products. 

    Doug (Green Valley, US)
    Very cool.

    Looks very well made, I like that it just like the car window sticker decals on the back pack.

    Martha (Syracuse, US)
    Morale patch

    Love it funny and interesting

    POffutt (Alexander, US)
    Was supposed to be mine...

    But she stole it. It was to be a joke on my wheelchair pouch (which I got from 3V) but nope. The patch is solidly made, sticks well to HER hiking bag. I highly recommend it.

    PMT (Williston, US)
    0.0 Patch

    I love this patch! Running! Are you crazy? Walk at a leisurely pace with an extra 60 lbs on your back. That works for me.

    STEVEN BOLES (Phoenix, US)
    If you see me running it to late for you

    My motto in life

    Travis Edwards (Fredericksburg, US)

    Great patch showing my love for the couch and everything that is NOT a 26.2 heart attacking inducing event.